Saturday, September 20, 2003
Scribe bids bye-bye to Bennifer: Hub Blog gets a piece of the Bennifer action by letting Matt Labash have the last word: “Together, they resembled a blight, or even an unnatural disaster, two insatiable termites eating their way through the cultural rot of front-porch America.”
‘Sporting the King's signature black pompadour and mutton-chop sideburns’: From Bennifer to Elvis: “A moth-eaten Elvis impersonator slaughtered a man he just met with a machete after a night of boozing and brawling, then impaled his body to the floor before calling 911 to report ‘a sudden death,’ authorities said.”
You can’t make this up. ... There must be a Tabloid God in the sky. ... Hub Blog needs only a beautiful Page 3 girl to make this a trifecta day of posts.
Update -- Found the Page 3 girl!! Over at Boston's very own Oliver Willis, of course. FYI: She’s below Oliver’s announcement he’s running for president: “Willis vowed to ‘take on President Bush, illustrating the stupidity of his policies through bar graphs, bad jokes, and frequent imagery utilizing half-naked women. It will be a campaign that screams: tacky American.’ ”
‘Sporting the King's signature black pompadour and mutton-chop sideburns’: From Bennifer to Elvis: “A moth-eaten Elvis impersonator slaughtered a man he just met with a machete after a night of boozing and brawling, then impaled his body to the floor before calling 911 to report ‘a sudden death,’ authorities said.”
You can’t make this up. ... There must be a Tabloid God in the sky. ... Hub Blog needs only a beautiful Page 3 girl to make this a trifecta day of posts.
Update -- Found the Page 3 girl!! Over at Boston's very own Oliver Willis, of course. FYI: She’s below Oliver’s announcement he’s running for president: “Willis vowed to ‘take on President Bush, illustrating the stupidity of his policies through bar graphs, bad jokes, and frequent imagery utilizing half-naked women. It will be a campaign that screams: tacky American.’ ”
