‘Console ourselves with a little looting’: Jim Behrle is on a post-Yanks series roll with suggestions on how Bostonians can deal with the crisis: ‘We just need to take a deep breath... and then flip over some fucking cars.’ Or: ‘A portable Zakim Bridge for more convenient suicides.’ ... Ignore the gross pleasevote.com ad and skip over the marlon brando spot for more.
Overrated, overrated, overrated: I’ll take a ground-floor apartment and patio any day over a
roof deck. ... A roof deck is like a pick-up truck: Something you think you’d enjoy until you get one.