Has the Underwood been found in the buried pumpkin on the grassy knoll yet?:
The right-wing blogosphere certainly seems to have scored some major stinging points while I was away. CBS and Dan Rather are swollen and may take time, if not years, to recover from last week and this weekend’s beehive carnage (see detailed attacks and counterattacks here
etc.). ... But ya know what? I don’t care. I mean, what a colossal waste of time over such trivial issues. Hey, waddaya know. There’s a real live WAR GOING ON
on the other side of the globe. ...
‘Vacillate in the middle of that’:
The Marine commander ain’t happy
with recent events in Iraq, where, I’m sure, we’ll find the Underwood buried in a pumpkin on a sandy knoll, not to be confused with a grassy knoll. ... I can hear the swarms buzzing toward me, so I better get off this subject. ... Hey, we’re being pulled back again to -- Vietnam, this time by Kerry supporters
who have produced their own Years of Lightening, Days of Drums propaganda. Is it in classy black and white? Is there a pony nuzzling him while he tries to feed it oats? They’re even anticipating beehive attacks before the movie is released. Safe bet. ... Kerry
, meanwhile, is still harping on the harping on his past. What a frigging election.