Armchair Gen. Savin Hill demoted
It is with great sorrow that I announce the demotion of Armchair Gen. Savin Hill
to armchair lieutenant. He returned 'Saratoga'
unread, saying he couldn't get beyond page 80. He made no attempt to get past the well-known first 100 boring pages. He dares to call himself an armchair general. From now on, he shall be known as Armchair Lt. Savin Hill. ...