'The famed and fabled Flux Capacitor!'
Saw Carpundit's post
on DeLorean auto parts
and, like a dope, I actually entered 'flux capacitor' into the site's search function
. Nothing. Refusing to accept reality, I then googled 'flux capacitor' and came up with this site
. And it comes with a guarantee:
Special return policy: If you are not 100% satisfied, you may return this product for a full refund, in no LESS than 30 days before you purchase it!
After I finish selling off City Hall, I'm ordering one.