Wednesday, March 05, 2008
We want wolves!
I don't know about you, but I was never satisfied with mere coyotes hunting down our cats, dogs, livestock and even grandpa. It's been obvious for so long: we needed wild and ravenous wolves to make our suburban lives and ecosystem complete. Now we have them -- and it's 'exciting' because wolves are 'revered by many.' ... Alas, my all-time favorite press release -- the one that said more than 84 percent of New Englanders wanted wild wolves to return to our backyards -- is no longer up. I wonder why. ...
I don't know about you, but I was never satisfied with mere coyotes hunting down our cats, dogs, livestock and even grandpa. It's been obvious for so long: we needed wild and ravenous wolves to make our suburban lives and ecosystem complete. Now we have them -- and it's 'exciting' because wolves are 'revered by many.' ... Alas, my all-time favorite press release -- the one that said more than 84 percent of New Englanders wanted wild wolves to return to our backyards -- is no longer up. I wonder why. ...
