'The antediluvian horror burst through the water’s surface'
The Herald has preemptively launched Shark Week with a story on a 'toothsome sea beast'
off the coast of Martha's Vineyard. The local blogosphere cannot let this stand. It must retaliate. ... I know I have divided
loyalties. But Shark Week has a long tradition on cable TV and, lately, certain blogs.
It's our turf. Recall the most fearsome shark-attack photo
ever caught on film. ... P.S. - The Herald has also cleverly juxtaposed an abandoned pooches story
on page one. It's an all-out ratings assault. ...