As I was passing the humongous fanfare in front of BMadoff's apt (OMG!, it is so out of control with all those freedom fighters seeking the truth), I passed Eliot Spitzer on the street. He was crossing the street directly in front of Madoff's apt. What a pair those two are. You wonder if Spitzer was secretly enjoying the freefall spiral jail- pending moment for Madoff. Spitzer had his downfall a year ago to this day. It seems Spitzer would have avoided the Bernie Madoff scandal (scene).
Bernie was just ordered straight to jail- no stops on Lexington ave to pick up his silk pajamas and Gucci loafers...maybe I should go over and wait with all the reporters to see if he makes a pitstop....maybe I am obsessed with Bernie and Eliot...spy