Sunday, May 31, 2009
'A kinder, gentler Jay Severin'
For a millions bucks, I'd be kinder and gentler too. ... I'm so looking forward to getting my quick daily fix of depression during the commute home. I listen mostly to Howie. But during commercial breaks, I switch over to FM in search of the ever elusive Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress and often stumble upon Jay in the process. I'll leave it to others to explain the rational reasons why he's so bad. But what gets me is how morose and self-pitying he is, as if he's carrying a heavy cross for all of radioland. I can only take him for 30 seconds before switching back to AM to see if Howie's done with his Jeff Carbone commercials. ... OK, one last cheap shot: What's up with the middle-age-crisis spiky haircut? Al Pacino, Harrison Ford and Nick Nolte all had one, granted. But they ditched 'em fast when they realized how foolish they look on men in or approaching their 60s.
For a millions bucks, I'd be kinder and gentler too. ... I'm so looking forward to getting my quick daily fix of depression during the commute home. I listen mostly to Howie. But during commercial breaks, I switch over to FM in search of the ever elusive Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress and often stumble upon Jay in the process. I'll leave it to others to explain the rational reasons why he's so bad. But what gets me is how morose and self-pitying he is, as if he's carrying a heavy cross for all of radioland. I can only take him for 30 seconds before switching back to AM to see if Howie's done with his Jeff Carbone commercials. ... OK, one last cheap shot: What's up with the middle-age-crisis spiky haircut? Al Pacino, Harrison Ford and Nick Nolte all had one, granted. But they ditched 'em fast when they realized how foolish they look on men in or approaching their 60s.
