If you're watching Florida v. Florida college football games, a common question for many is: Who should I root for? Aren't all Florida college teams inherently evil? As a Florida State man, I can say, yeah - they're all evil. But, there is a hierarchy.
* University of Florida (Most evil)
* Miami University (Awful evil, very evil, usually most evil)
* Florida State (Not as evil as they used to be, so have some sympathy)
* USF (they have a team?)