Thursday, March 03, 2011
Charlie Sheen: It’s got to be a hoax
Sheen’s meltdown is so complete and perfect, I can’t get out of my mind the possibility he’s pulling a Joaquin Phoenix. At the least, he can later claim he pulled a Joaquin Phoenix, as part of his inevitable public rehab, assuming he doesn’t die before getting back into rehab. It may be his last hope. … Tiger blood. It’s instantly become part of the American pop lexicon.
The Glenn Beck connect-the-dots evidence of a Charlie and Joaquin connection: 1.) Both alleged meltdowns started exactly a year apart from each other -- Joaquin’s last February, Charlie’s this February. 2.) Both involved CBS. 3.) Google ‘Charlie Sheen and Casey Affleck’ and you get 277,000 results. 4.) Google ‘Charlie Sheen and George Soros’ and you get 392,000 results. 5.) Google ‘Charlie Sheen and Van Jones’ and you get … 1,400,000 results – including this and this. Starting to see a pattern? What’s wrong with this picture? 9/11 Truthers, baby. That’s what we’re talking about. …
Sheen’s meltdown is so complete and perfect, I can’t get out of my mind the possibility he’s pulling a Joaquin Phoenix. At the least, he can later claim he pulled a Joaquin Phoenix, as part of his inevitable public rehab, assuming he doesn’t die before getting back into rehab. It may be his last hope. … Tiger blood. It’s instantly become part of the American pop lexicon.
The Glenn Beck connect-the-dots evidence of a Charlie and Joaquin connection: 1.) Both alleged meltdowns started exactly a year apart from each other -- Joaquin’s last February, Charlie’s this February. 2.) Both involved CBS. 3.) Google ‘Charlie Sheen and Casey Affleck’ and you get 277,000 results. 4.) Google ‘Charlie Sheen and George Soros’ and you get 392,000 results. 5.) Google ‘Charlie Sheen and Van Jones’ and you get … 1,400,000 results – including this and this. Starting to see a pattern? What’s wrong with this picture? 9/11 Truthers, baby. That’s what we’re talking about. …
