Gee, can I get immunity to rob Fort Knox?
Whitey Bulger is still pursuing the
I-had-immunity-to-be-a-serial-killer line of defense. ... If he succeeds, I guess everyone else should be entitled to bribe, blackmail and corrupt their own favorite law-enforcement hack, then pursue their wildest dreams, knowing it's perfectly safe to do so as long as you have that immunity blessing from a rogue cop, judge, fed agent etc. But none of that serial killing stuff for me. No siree. Ten million dollars worth of gold bars would do, half going to cover my bribe expenses and the other half for me. No one gets hurt. Is the federal government really going to miss a mere $10 million from its treasury coffers?
Of course not.