You have to read this Herald story to believe it. It starts off describing how Stefon Diggs always seem to take a No. 2 bathroom break before, during or after Pats’ team meetings. “Diggs is extremely regular, something you wouldn’t know unless you’re a regular inside Vrabel’s team meetings,” writes the Herald. And it’s something we wouldn’t have known if we hadn’t read it in the Herald. … I’ve now seen it all. Literally pre-Super Bowl bullshit about bullshit. … I was going to nominate this Globe story – about how Drake Maye likes pre-game peanut butter and jelly sandwiches – as the silliest scrape-the-bottom-of-the-barrel pre-Super Bowl coverage this week. But how can you possibly beat news about Stefon’s poopie breaks? I guess you could beat it if the Herald had reported on what Stefon reads or listens to while on the can. But I don’t think even the Herald would go that far.
Distant silliest honorable-mention pre-Super Bowl story: Did you know that Super Bowl confetti is made right here in Massachusetts? It is!

